fill out our motherfucking survey and tell us how much we suck on the fetid tuna-taco tip, beotch!!
who are you?
how old are you?
how did you find craptabulous.com?
do you wanna be on messy's e-mail list, which includes info about upcoming events, website updates and weekly radio announcements.?
what do you want?
what do you think of this site?
sucks worse than your crack whore mother who smokes crack and i saw her once with my crack-head dog that has a skin disease and they were smoking crack ....oh....what?
kinda' sucks, but it's better than the smell of burning fetal ass hair, lemme' tell ya...it just
comes out of your clothes!
i like it, but dame edna is way cooler
holy dickchops!! my throbbing boner is the size of satan's raging fist of agonizing, kung-foo fury!!
Ms. Stench should put this on her site...
"next tattoo" contest
a chat room
a message board
directions to messy's house......for stalking purposes
what should messy have to pierce next?
(results will be tallied next time messy wants a piercing [soon, folks, so cast those votes!] and the results will be published in the recent news! how's THAT for entertainment??
see what they'd look like-->
A. upper lip, beauty-mark stylee!
C. septum - like the hogs on poppy's farm!!
D. the chin dimple...i think it's technically called a "labret"
E. the other eyebrow
are you willing to become part of the messy mafia?
oui oui ( that means yes, dumbass )
hell no, i couldn't HANDLE the sexiness!
would you be interested in flyering, stickering and promoting the stench in your city? we're being serious for once, folks. cherish this moment, cuz' it WILL be fleeting.
have you listened to Craptabulous yet? go
if you dont' know what we're talking about.
if you HAVE, what do you think?
it's stupid and immature, like my preteen redneck whore.
it wasnt' as good as richard simmons naked, but i'll cope.
i'm as indiferent as a $20 ho.
amusing. you made me crack a smile, you bitch!
holy christ! the humor that is Messy Stench made me projectile-poop in my fancy pantaloons!
if you care to, explain how you feel about Craptabulous, the radio show...
who was your favorite radio guest so far?
dr. broun suga'
the ass-raping ninja
good lookin' guy club
my robot friend
do you listen to any other shows on
radio satan 666 -->
kill radio -->
i have dickcheese for brains!
wanna' talk about your radiosatan666.com and/or killradio.org experience?