wednesday, 5/2/01
don't look here.
yeah yeah yeah...
or here
nor here neider
so i went to my dental appt. and left owing more than my rent and in complete oral anguish. why do these soldiers of torture exist?
i say we strap 'em down, shove lit m80s up all their nostrils & see what they have to say when we rape their wallets while they're unconscious and in blood-gushing agony!!

i've become so scarred from all this dental anguish that the mere SIGHT of a sailboat gives me the shakes. and if you don't know what the hell i'm talking about, don't worry too much about it -
it's not you, it's ME
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