yeah yeah yeah...
so i went to my dental appt. and left owing more than my rent and in
complete oral anguish. why do these soldiers of torture exist?
i say we strap 'em down, shove lit m80s up all their nostrils & see
what they have to say when we rape their wallets while they're unconscious and in blood-gushing agony!!
i've become so scarred from all this dental anguish that the mere SIGHT
of a sailboat gives me the shakes. and if you don't know what the hell i'm talking about, don't worry too
much about it -
it's not you, it's ME