friday, 4/12/02
these are some haiku that have been flying in and out of my ravaged ears, as of late. please give ode to the creators of this beautiful tapestry, woven by masterful artists of love and grace...i give you:
haiku pt. 1
BITCHES HAIKU
Fat-ass bitches, man
Gots to get up in that shit...
They call me Sper-Man

WATCH OUT HAIKU
There is a foul stink
Permeating my abode...
What is it? Evil.

SMACKDOWN HAIKU
Don't you fuck with me--
Cuz I'll deal out some smack-downs.
Best run away, bitch.

EAT THE LIVING HAIKU
A freshly mowed lawn,
The smell of newly turned earth...
Zombie in the house!

MCDONALDS HAIKU
Grimace and Ronald
Fuckin in the backs of vans
Children watch and cry.
haiku pt. 2
PRETTY GIRL HAIKU
messy on my brain
and i can't stop the twitching...
no: that's Parkinson's

ASSRAPE HAIKU
taken from behind
guncha, guncha, guncha, ow!
i be bleedin now

WAH! HAIKU
all the asians scream
why do they all run amok?
ah. chubby raider.
haiku pt. 3
CRIT HAIKU
messy works all day
helpdesk relief and dumb dudes
i'm glad she's not armed...

THOSE IDIOTS IN THE LAB HAIKU
kicking and screaming
the assholes are dragged away
to be stomped to death

MEGALOMANIA HAIKU
on a velvet throne
messy looks down at her slaves:
"bring me my pepsi"

PAUL (who iĘdon't really know well enough to write this) HAIKU
shoulders, arms and legs
winking assholes in a row
and it's all for paul
haiku battle
the first ones are odes to you, the rest just happened...

QuEeFuS says:
whats that a lil' "poof"
just a little quiff she explains
"she's" talking to you.

Duke Macswoon says:
what does messy have?
vat of gasoline and soap?
napalm sticks to kids.

QuEeFuS says:
pretty but twisted
she may eat her first born son
but be her you would.

Duke Macswoon says:
corpses in a row;
they all smell vaguely of fart.
messy rides again!

QuEeFuS says:
squeeze it out and look
hey wait is that some corn there
when did i eat corn?

Duke Macswoon says:
i dropped a quarter
ill get it; you suck my ass
WATCH OUT! ... i farted.

Duke Macswoon says:
fuckin in the alley
rats bite at both their ankles
ayron keeps pumpin

QuEeFuS says:
duke slaps-n-tickles
messys now in quite a state
time to change the sheets.

Duke Macswoon says:
assholes and elbows
squirming mass in the corner
those green m&m's

QuEeFuS says:
scrape it off the wall
save it we'll make a sandwich
does this taste salty?
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