~!~ bike shorts ~!~

item # 2366606

the most absorbant item on this list, folks. capture 2 weeks of workout skank in the crotchpad of these spandex shorts. ask any biker and they'll tell you!! this shit STANK!! available in various colors and styles, if you're a serious pussy-lover, this is the item for you!


as of now, the only payments we accept are mailed money orders and cash OR money independently sent through P@Y P@L to messy's agent.

mail money orders made out to "messy stench" or well hidden cash to:
messy stench
po box 2233
hollywood, ca 90078

include your email, mailing address, name, the item number and name in your order. we will contact you via email for confirmation.

for p@ypAL orders, email us for payment info:

click here for p@ypAL info

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