** WELCOME TO THE SITE, DOUCHEBAG!! **

check out messy this sunday on dave navarro's new internet radio station, spreadradiolive.com, during her 4 hour debut show! see the music page for details!

be sure to join messy's new fan cult on vampirefreaks.com, started by the kickass dude, damballa. he even hijacked messy's hit single, child molestor!

ALL NEW PRODUCT PAGES on the consume page, including publications, clothing and the tried and true used panty classics.

check out messy's brand new fangroup on myspace!! it's lame and dead right now, so go spice that bitch up!!

LAST CHANCE to pick up your copy of SUPERBITCH magazine, with messy on the cover, centerfold and many pictures inside! email messy to order a signed copy for only $8!

her calendar in her yahoo group is up to date, so be sure to check that out for messy sightings!

messy has not one, but THREE FAN SITES and THREE FAN GROUPS!!! check out eric's FANSITE #1 and his YAFRO FAN GROUP, then check out acidworm's FANSITE #2 and the newest fan site by the ever fuckable sadie, FANSITE #3 and join, join, join! also, don't forget bob's myspace fan-group and check out joinmeindeath's messy yahoo group as well!!

constant new weblog entries. go to the rants page and click on "weblog", dumbass!

buy t-shirts, mugs, mousepads, etc. from messy's new store. go to messy's consume page and click on "'normal' items". check some of the hot merch . . .

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take a look at messy in everyday life - check out her funny-lookin friends.

portraits of messy, drawn by some of her more well-known partners in crime...
the great sticker fiasco -->
how it worked: buy a set of sitckers, place them in high-risk/bizarre public places, send in your photos and then win cool shit.
weiner: MENSA-TRATION MIKE
1. why the name "Messy Stench"?
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2. can i see your boobs, miss messy?
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3. why do you dress like that?
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4. where are you from?
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5. will you have sex with me, oh please, miss messy?
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6. why do you have a webcam?
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7. how do you run your cam?
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8. how many piercings/tattoos do you have?
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9. what the hell is up with your hair?
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10. where are you?
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